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Written by Vita Drakonia
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Sunday, 16 July 2006 10:51 |
Its Sunday morning and we are waving goodbye to Montreal and all the excitement it had to offer. Blackjack $300 I got out of Casino Of Montreal paid for our stay here as well as beer and last night's boobies. Theres is some cash still leftover to carry us over to Toronto where we plan to check into another hotel that may actually offer free internet not limited by time, bandwidth or number of users per room. Stingy bastards...
I am not really up for 6 hour drive ahead of me, but I guess really don't have much a choice. I promised myself to keep moving and make the best of this trip. Besides I have never ever been to Toronto before. I am excited to see what it is like and will hopefully like it enough, as we intend to spend a few days here.
It is time to check out of Best Western of Montreal and hit the road...
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Montreal On Saturday Afternoon |
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Written by Vita Drakonia
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Saturday, 15 July 2006 15:11 |
We spent the night in a French Canadian resort style hotel located in
Lac-Megantic right on the lakefront. They had free canoes to use and we
took them up on that offer, providing a great deal of entertainment and
laughs for locals at our expense, as we stupid Americans circled around
pointlessly in the lake trying to fight the water current. We passed
out after that activity for good 4 hours, woke up, ate some cookies,
did a little exercise of our own and passed out again till the morning.
I was woken up at 10am by a maid who broke into our room and caught me
stretched out on the bed wearing my most favorite yellow duckie boxers
(see Muffin vs Blueberry video for sneak preview). "Pardon" she
squealed and ran away, never to return again...
We checked out of this joint and few hours drive later arrived in
Montreal where we checked into another hotel. Today is Saturday and my
plan is to finish up pixel deliveries and hit the town. Not only do
they have a state run casino I can rob, but also Montreal is called the
Adult Disney World of the world, standing right next to Amsterdam and
Bangkok in quality of adult entertainment. My loving girlfriend is
willing to acompany me to all the tittie bars I can handle, as long as
I just look and do not touch. Thats good enough for me :)
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Written by Vita Drakonia
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Friday, 14 July 2006 10:17 |
As I am sitting here on the floor working off of cable internet I conviniently
hi-jacked from my girlfriend's grandmothers PC, them two women are
actively engaged in assembling a 3000 piece jigsaw puzzle on the
kitchen table.
We arrived here too late, almost midnight. I got no strawberry pies and
had to settle for a stale tuna sandwich ontained from a local gas
station for two bucks. We got lost in the middle of the woods and ended
up going for a swim in Echo lake. It was cold and muddy. I tried really
hard to keep my fragile body away from the water, but my girlfriend
wanted us to swim together. Ill do Anything for her. My testicles
shrank and crawled up somewhere into my general stomach area as I
bravely walked forward... Well, almost Anything for her. I crawled
out of the lake and ran for the towel :)
There was an abundance of "Beware of Moose" signs everywhere and they were
making me paranoid. I never driven into a Moose before and I really did
not imagine it to possibly be a pleasant thing. We did not see any
Mooses wandering about, however later that night a random confused fox
tried to commit suicide by running in front of my vehicle. It missed!
According to map we are close to the land of Canadia. A few hour drive
will get us to Lac-Megantic. I have no idea what to expect there, but
it sounds French. My dog is French. I like my dog. I also like French
fries. So can't be all that bad. I shall give this Megantic city a try!
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Written by Vita Drakonia
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Thursday, 13 July 2006 09:32 |
Manchester, NH is where I just woke up. My old friend from Boston
offered us a place to crash in her cute little house in the woods. Its
raining outside and its going to be one of those slow days...
Our next destination is Rangeley, ME where my girlfriend's grandmother
that she hasn't seen for over 5 years resides. The highlight of their
month is strawberry festival happening today, so hopefully we will make
it in time for some berry pies. I could just stock up on those and make
them my nutritious breakfast for the rest of this trip. Just the
thought of that makes me drool, so best hop on IM and deliver them UO
pixels so we can leave here soon!
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Written by Vita Drakonia
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Wednesday, 12 July 2006 03:51 |
Italians took my cash, so I had to get it back from somebody else...
Mohegan Sun reservation Indian Tribe Gaming Commission has today
donated $1300 to Vita spending account :) Thats $300 Atlantic City
borrowed from me + $1000 profit for misc small expenses and cute stuff
for my loving girlfriend.
She just looked over my shoulder and said she does not want cute stuff,
instead she would like to go shoot various guns in the shooting range
tomorrow. Who can say no to that? So tomorrow we play with guns!
Mystic, CT is where I am right now. Its a beautiful little village and
I love it here, with exception of the motel we chose. Econo Lodge
smells like filthy butt. If you even think of staying at Econo Lodge,
please do not... unless you like the smell of swamp ass haunting you as
you try to relax after a hard day of gambling.
Luckily I have enough beer with me to knock me out for the night...
Next stop... Boston, MA!
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It is too hot... I am outta here! |
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Written by Vita Drakonia
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Monday, 10 July 2006 17:13 |
The heat in NY is ridiculous. I am packing my crap into the car and am
driving north towards and possibly into Canada. My satellite internet
connection will keep all your UO goodies delivered promptly as always.
I will update site with my location if anyone wishes to meet and talk
UO or offer me a place to crash. Gas is $3/Gallon here, so keep my tank
filled, buy some stuff or donate some money! I will give ya some
awesome easy & legal gold making tips in return via email :) See ya all
soon guys and girls. Love, Vita!
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Written by Vita Drakonia
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Sunday, 09 July 2006 05:52 |
I am hungry and that prevents me from sleeping... My tummy is pissed
off. So i am eating some blueberries. Yum yum :)
I have made an amazing discovery tonight that blueberries are white
inside and only blue on the outside. I never looked inside a blueberry
before in my whole life. I never once doubted their blueness. Sometimes
you just have to look at things a little closer and possibly from
inside-out before assuming. Blueberries taught me something valuable
tonight and I will never forget them...
Muffin, my baby pig-dog was given a blueberry in exchange for
entertainment and permission to videotape him spaz out on my floor. I
am attaching this lil' video for your sick viewing pleasure. I am going
to try and sleep now. I must be semi awake for Italy vs France World
Cup final tomorrow. My tummy is happy now so it just may work this time!
Watch movie: Muffin Vs Blueberry.3G2
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Them bastards got mah money! |
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Written by Vita Drakonia
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Sunday, 09 July 2006 05:02 |
I was winning $200 and things were good, but then they took their money
back plus $300 interest and I was forced to retreat back to my car in
shame and weep like a baby...
But I see my kind supporting customers bought some UO crap tonight, so
thank you guys :) I promise not to gamble for at least a month and
instead wisely spend my money better things like video games and booze!
6am... Sleepy Time :)
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